Worst Sexual Experiences

My friend and I were discussing our worst sexual experiences ever and I decided to blog about it today. I’ve decided to share a few.

In 2003, I met Micheal from the chat line. A chat line? I should have known better. He worked for Intercontinental Airlines and seem like a nice person. After seeing each other for a short while, things between us became sexual.

He led me to his bedroom and he had one of the smallest penises I have ever seen. He couldn’t get an erection! I went down on him and it felt like I was sucking on a Vienna sausage! He became frustrated and retrieved his pump. A pump? WTF! It was a weird and uncomfortable moment for me. I have never seen a contraption like that before. He inserted his penis and pumped it for several minutes!

I wanted to leave so bad but he was my ride home. I couldn’t call my friends or parents because we were outside the Houston area. I got really turned off and tried to put my clothes back on but his feelings were getting hurt. Out of pity, I decided to just lay there and take it. Huge mistake! I felt nothing as he thrust to no avail. My eyes were opened the entire time in complete misery and he pass out on top of me! I rolled him over and contemplated stealing his car to go home. I went through his wallet and decided he needed to pay me for that torturous experience. His wallet was empty, of course. He woke up 2 hours later and took me home. I ignored his calls and he eventually got the message.

Around 2005, I met an East Indian from Jamaica. His name was also Michael. Go figure. It necessarily wasn’t the sex per se. It actually wasn’t bad. It was his behavior during. He told me not to moan. He kept telling me not to look at him. He told me not to move. He even told me not to touch him! It was a weird experience. It was as if he wanted me to be lifeless. Maybe he was into necrophilia. It was so “future serial killer” like to me. And yeah, I never spoke to him again.

My last weird sexual experience was about 2 years ago. He was from Senegal and was shy and soft spoken. I thought it was so sweet. We went out to eat and caught a movie. After the movie, he wanted to fuck in his back seat in the movie theater parking lot. I declined. I’m not a back seat kind of girl. But I did touch his penis. He was huge! A few weeks later, I was so horny and wanted him inside of me. He came over. When he slid his penis inside of me, I got very excited. It was so thick and long, I couldn’t compose myself. I am a very vocal person in bed, especially if a man‘s doing it right. After I let out my moan, it startled him and he left in the middle of sex! He left! No explanations! Nothing! He called a few days later and said that he thought my moan was out of pain, not pleasure. WTF?

Well, those are my top three worst sexual experiences. I hope you guys had a good laugh. I know I did. Maybe my next blog may be my best experiences.

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